When we were younger during school holidays we went to our Grans in Aberdeen for holidays.  Our Uncle David used to take us out on his day off training.  Hazelhead Park was the place to go on this day, choices - take the bus there and walk back or vice versa.  So it was the bus there, footie, the maze then the walk back to Grans.  But Allan being the smart person he was, decided to walk backwards down one street and just as he turned to walk the correct way, bang right into a lamppost.  Yes as you can imagine me (little sis) couldn't stop laughing. Lesson learnt don't walk backwards down the street!!!!